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Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021
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pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like
anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
by me! muahaha March 3, 2008
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fuckfall

An event or mistake that is so disastrous that 'fuck-up' isn't strong enough,so 'fuckfall' is substituted,as this shitty happening in your life is equivalent to a long fall down a well or off a rocky slope.
"Meeting and marrying that asshole was the biggest fuckfall ever."

"Lately my life has just been one big fuckfall after another."
by Thundercunt274 December 31, 2012
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fuckallyall

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.
Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!
by kankan413 May 8, 2011
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fuckbillion

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
by Adrius June 16, 2008
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fuckmallow

Noun: fuk-mal-oh
A matter so full of fuck that it has become as puffy as a marshmallow.
AJ: What's wrong with you?

Luis: My mind is full of fuckmallow.
by Ryuzaki Kariya May 24, 2012
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fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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