fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmop

a mop which is used for cleansing of fuck... also a derogitory statement aimed at either sex to lower their self esteem or genrally lead to thier desire to end thier own lives.

i fucking hate you you dirty fuckmop

by davidwating July 25, 2003

fuckmouth

Noun. A person with whom you are displeased.

Watch where you're driving you fuckin' fuckmouth!

by Johnny Hollywood September 22, 2005

Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.

by jagerhall June 5, 2019

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckdom

The most extreme level of any sort of ____dom, i.e. niggerdom, jewdom, kykedom, gookdom, etc.

Greg's fuckdom was so great that it could be considered a legitimate reason to shoot him.

by Logan D. May 30, 2008