fuck my life

A phrase use when one is royally pissed of when something goes wrong.

Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.

a form of raging

*your crush walks by with another girl, your pop just exploded and you failed your exam so you say...
fuck my life!

by ..Ali G.. March 2, 2008

fuck my life

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.

Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!

by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

by marvshub June 25, 2021

fucking love my life

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.

Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

by IAmSpix May 19, 2016

fuck my actual life

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.

Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"

by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013