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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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fuckchannel

It'd been a torrid fuck, his big hard dong slamming deep into her steaming fuckchannel.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009
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Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.
"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"
by Xendragone July 27, 2009
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Fuckchair

A phrase used by LIBBEN children that slips out of their mouths on accident when provoked by a blow-up doll.
"Hey, fuck Claire, shes a bitch."
"Fuckchair?!"
by RumpleFSkin August 31, 2009
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fuckchain

It's a like the food chain, or the evolutionary chain, but for fucking.

Can be used to refer to the hierarchy of sexual experience (losing your virginity, losing your orgy-virginity, losing your gay virginity, etc. in some kind of order #progress), or the hierarchy of taboo exploration (heading towards more perversion, worse taboos).

Or as a slang of a slang, it can be used to refer to things as a fuckchain, like saying fuck this or fuck you, but referring to work as a fuckchain, or saying you came from a really weird fuckchain.
You've got to fuck up the fuckchain (meaning fuck older partners), to gain experience.

You've never really entered the fuckchain until the ones you fuck fuck you.

My fuckchain has a fuckchain (meaning my child just lost their virginity, or had a child, or that my partner cheated on me, or referring to fucking someone who didn't lose their virginity to you).
by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023
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