when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.
by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010

a ref in proclub that gives you a straight red even thought they cannot see because they have squinty chinky gay eyes that do not open.
by retarded white boiiiiiiiiiii April 18, 2018

by swift alex December 30, 2013

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.
by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.
Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Peach in "Mario Power Tennis"
by Skeeball McCracken December 27, 2004

a statement used when something takes you by surprise and pisses you off at the same time usually followed by absconding the person who offended you.
on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
by King Leper September 22, 2010
