Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022

fuck me running

What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.

Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...

by HotPotato November 10, 2009

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

by Stormy G January 5, 2012

well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003