An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
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an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Get the spinal fart mug.Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.
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Get the Chainsaw fart mug.A conscious decision to fart both audibly and forcefully as a means to convey your frustration or disapproval.
When I learned that the hotel's WIFI was down, I rage farted thunderously. The concierge looked away first.
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Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.
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