Hey Diego did you commit your daily frump??? “What is a frump?”diego says naively. Oh you silly goose frumping is when you stick mentos in coke and put it in your goochole!
When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
The act of flumping involves stuffing a flumpmarshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.