fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010

Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

Fraddling

Showing love to someone by doing something that they like for or with them.

I've been fraddling with my boys playing video games all day.

by SomeGirlsWebsite February 6, 2010

Frulling

Throwing up in result to a too aggressive spit roast. Rear guy pounds you too hard causing you to choke on the guy in front.

Alexis frulling frullinged in result to a back alley day light spit roast.

by Stampede man July 29, 2015

celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement

"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

Fundling

Fundling is a combination of both fun and fondling.

To fundle: To touch yourself or someone in a provocative manner. The touch does not have to be with the hand, any body part counts. Fundle is like the word fondle but less creepy. For example if you were to say "I fondled myself all night," you sound like a pedophile. If I said "I fundled myself last night" it suggests that I had a really fun time.

I may go home and fundle myself tonight.

I love fundling him.

by Joan HALL October 6, 2012

fuddingtons

as with fudding but here the woman tends to be upper class

"indulged in a jolly good spot of fuddingtons last night" said the posh bird

by spacenewt December 8, 2009