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Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010
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Frosted Baby Ruth

During anal sex, cum in the guys/girls ass. Next the guy/girl clenches their ass shut and proceeds to stand over the guy/girl. She/He then takes a shit into the other persons mouth. When the shit comes out it will be coated in cum.
After Joe came in Sarah's ass she was very upset and pushed him to the ground and gave him a frosted baby ruth.
by FerRawrRawr December 23, 2008
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Frosted starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, my girl wants me to eat her frosted starfish
Friend2: get that
by walkyofish December 13, 2014
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frosted jim

When the woman takes used condom, pisses in it then freezes it. After it is frozen, she proceeds to use it as a cock.
She says, “How do you feel about a frosted Jim?”
“Sure”
by Hol@ September 28, 2021
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Frosted Grass

I. The presence of ejaculation on pubic hairs, either purposefully or by accident.

II. Being super excited about something.

III. Being super angry about something.
I. When we got back to my house, there was frost on my grass.

He pulled out too quickly, and I ended up with frosted grass.

We don't want to get pregnant, so he just frosted my grass.

You should never mow your lawn when it's frosted.

II. Delicious looking drinks really give me frosted grass!

III. Stop frosting my grass! It really frosts my grass!
by Nooke Brolan February 24, 2009
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Frosted Turd

When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 2, 2008
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Frosted

1.To be decked out in shiny and sparkling jewelry.
2.To have parts of one’s hair lightened, typically the tips. Similar to highlights.
3.To be high on stimulants.
4.To be angry.
5.To have a white glaze over, such as frosted glass or frosted donuts.
1. Alexandria sure looks frosted to night with all those sparkling diamonds.
2. Pat looks as if he got his hair frosted.
3. John is getting himself frosted on drugs.
4. Howard became frosted at the site of his wrecked car.
6. You can't see clearly though frosted glass.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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