chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

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fritos

The way black peoples hair smells.

They put so much grease in their hair, it smells like fritos!!

by Amber Pig January 22, 2008

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Fritos

Definition 1:
A tasty snack created by Doritos® which are very good

Definition 2:
The act of saying "Fritos" whilst someone is taking a free throw shot in basketball to "jynx" them.

Definition 3:
Consolense food. Often bought on a bad day or on a day when something has gone wrong. Fritos make the consumer feel better because people like eating unhealthy stuff

Example #1:
"Hey John lets go to the store at lunch because I am really craving some of those AMAZING Fritos, nacho cheese junk food has never been better!"

Example #2:
(Kyle lines up to take the free throw shot in a common basketball game called "bump", when suddenly...)
Chris: (yells) "FRITOS, does Kyle like Fritos?"
(Kyle misses the shot)
Chris: (Yelling again) "HaHa Kyle doesn't like Fritos, what the hell is wrong with you Kyle, they're delicious?"

Example #3:
Devin: "Ahh man I just bombed that test Mrs. Baker gave us in English, I think I'm going to fail. *sighs* How did u do Chris?"
Chris: "I ...umm... did ok, (Chris got 93.5% but doesn't want to brag, so he plays it modest) you'll do good next time and pass English Devin. Hey let's go get some Fritos at lunch and it'll make you feel much better!"
Devin: "Ahh yeah, I love Fritos. You're right I can still pass English, Mrs. Baker is just a bitch. Hey let's skip gym, I broke into John's locker and stole $20! Fritos for ALL!!!"

by Christopher Hendrix November 2, 2006

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deep-fried chinese fritos

Known for being an unusual aphrodisiac, deep-fried chinese fritos are a sensual food used often by younger couples who are looking for a snack to spark a quickie.

Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.

by give.me.an.ear.girl January 17, 2011

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chili cheese fritos

a dick thats long and thick and taste like chili cheese, usually bc of people that stick their dick in chili cheese, most commonly black people or drunk ass mf

my chili cheese fritos is so good all girls and guys want it ;)

by bigdaddysalsadip September 3, 2016

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