fried the wrench

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome

Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench

by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

Kentucky fried

The description of someone who is ferociously fried.

Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”

by TickleThomson May 6, 2022

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Marty Friedman

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Frined

Frineds are great! They are better than Friends! they are your close friends. Frineds are the people that come into your head when someone says; "who are your best friends?" . These AREN'T your best friends , these are Frineds

Dave : Bob, your my frined!

Bob : Really? Thanks man!

by AsH-is-in-love October 14, 2008

Nigger Fried Christ

Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.

NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.

*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.

Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"

by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010