White privileges

They want us to believe in the amendments and that, “All men are created equal”. In reality we’re not. Especially BLACK MEN in America they’ll have it hard the rest of their lives. It’s sad that they have to have a whole conversation about how to listen to police and what NOT to do.

White privileges:

-James bumps Damien-
James: watch where your going

Damien: you bumped me?!
James: what was that..?
Damien: you bumped me!

-teacher walks up-
Teacher: what’s going on here boys
James: he pushed me ma’am

Damien: are you serious right now..?!
Teacher: my class NOW?!
-James walks away a free man-
-Damien get suspended for two days-

by IfTheShoeFitsWearIt January 6, 2021

Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

by pennypops123 January 31, 2021

Pantry Privileges

something that Anna should give to John

hey bro did you get the pantry privileges

by homiefucker August 19, 2024

hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.

Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.

by Papposilenus January 15, 2013

no more sniffing privileges

When someone hides a miis nose

Vernias, while making a Kirby mii: no more sniffing privileges!

by 🌺🌜Sylveon🌛🌺 August 3, 2022