Definitions by pennypops123

Attic privileges 

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

Attic privileges by pennypops123 January 31, 2021

Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement

“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”

Basement privileges by pennypops123 January 30, 2021