Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement

“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”

by pennypops123 January 30, 2021

Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

by pennypops123 January 31, 2021