Mom can I have friends pwease. Son we have friends at home. The friends at home: Your dad that hasnt comeback.
by Savage_Tortoise666 May 26, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. Example A: A person that talks to trees.
Example B: That creepy dude that lives at the end of your street.
Example C: That ugly person you see when you look into the mirror.
Getto Example: "Ya ain't got no friends."
Example B: That creepy dude that lives at the end of your street.
Example C: That ugly person you see when you look into the mirror.
Getto Example: "Ya ain't got no friends."
by Jack the Rippr May 7, 2011
Get the Friendsmug. by Joe Iron April 1, 2008
Get the Friendsmug. people who u see more than any other people, you ring and hang out with them but they never ring u. people who when they are out with other friends you are not allowed to be with them at the same time, or if u ask them can u come with them they dismiss you!
"hi friend are you out?"
"no revisin sorry"
u later find they went swimming with other friends.
another example this is the dismissal
"hi i'm bored what u doin tonight?"
"i'm off out with my mate"
"well u n ur mate wanna come shoppin with me?"
"my tv is crap"
thats total dismissal of u asking so that u don't come out with other friends that they have!
"no revisin sorry"
u later find they went swimming with other friends.
another example this is the dismissal
"hi i'm bored what u doin tonight?"
"i'm off out with my mate"
"well u n ur mate wanna come shoppin with me?"
"my tv is crap"
thats total dismissal of u asking so that u don't come out with other friends that they have!
by swtiespwha June 30, 2005
Get the Friendsmug. "So me and Frank were jerking each other off..."
"Dude that's gay!"
"But we're friends!"
"Oh okay"
circle jerk fap fapping
"Dude that's gay!"
"But we're friends!"
"Oh okay"
circle jerk fap fapping
by AbeyPoo March 20, 2011
Get the Friendsmug. People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who ALWAYS have your back, nomatter WHAT. People who Love You just the way you are and never want to hurt you. :)
by OMGPickles <3 June 4, 2009
Get the Friendsmug. Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
by JAG27 February 9, 2010
Get the Friendsmug.