Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friedman unit

A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."

"This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."

by reefwalker October 1, 2007

Marty Friedman

one of the greatest guitarists around today. in a band called megadeth and cacophony. Slash sucks ass

Listen to Speed Metal Symphony and Hangar 18

by HimanshuInAbox May 13, 2005

Friendgasm

Noun. The meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another's name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. Friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. In these cases, the involved often finish their Friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous "OMGHOWRU!?"

"I went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly Friendgasm before the party."

"Hannah broke my arm during a brutal Friendgasm at the airport today. I guess she really missed me."

by Lossiel October 28, 2011

frieNDA

An informal, at best verbal, understanding that what is being discussed is in confidence. No paperwork, just trust, protects ideas from being stolen.

I told Mark about our transporter research under a frieNDA.

by manar May 30, 2007

marty friedman

Best versatile guitarist around. He can play anything.

Marty has played Pop to Metal and is a great instrumentalist. Just listen to the album "True Obsessions".

by joe March 11, 2005

Milton Friedman

A world-renowned economist, statistician, and professor at the University of Chicago. Also a recipient of the Nobel Prize in economics.

Milton Friedman is cooler than you.

by nipmynuts January 21, 2011