Friendly Fire

When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.
Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.
by Chris Donnelly September 23, 2005
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A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
by Chad Idaho November 30, 2011
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to shoot at your allies or own team. also see george bush and united states air force
brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
by georgeilingus August 31, 2007
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Friendly fire : The American fighting man's favourite pastime.
by minge August 10, 2004
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when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
by Troy May 26, 2004
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When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
by Crispee22 September 13, 2011
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A describing word used primarily by American armed forces during Operation Enduring Freedom.

This term was largely taken to mean that a friendly target (usually British) was engaged accidentally. However it has recently come to light that the Americans are so angry at Britain for unleashing Leona Lewis on them that they randomly fire on British units whenever 'Bleeding Love' comes on Iraqi Radio.
RADIO: "I keeeeeeeeeeeeeep bleedddddddin.."

HELICOPTER PILOT: "I'm going give those Brits some friendly fire."
by thegreatcollapso October 25, 2008
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