shrimp fried rice

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

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Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

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A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

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Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

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"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"

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When you assfuck a girl, and you cum in her belly button. See original word: Bowl Of Rice

Jeff gave her a bowl of fried rice by ass fucking her and cumming in her belly button

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Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

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