Fleece Queen

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.

Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.

by zionlost100 December 6, 2012

Seattle Freeze

A social phenomenon commonly found in the Seattle area. It concludes the majority of Seattle residents as snobby, cold, unfriendly people with a fake-polite exterior. Many people move here with the impression that Seattleites are friendly and laid-back but upon moving quickly realizing how superficial and forced that "friendly" exterior really is. There is alot of debate as to where this social dysfunction comes from. Some say it's the nerdy tech population, some say it's the scandinavian culture, some say it's the weather, and some even say it's the transplants fault.

Transplant: Hey have you heard of the seattle freeze?
Local: No. People here aren't unfriendly. Maybe the problem is you.

Transplant: Let's hang out sometime.
Local: Umm.... I have that thing at the place at that time.

by FormerEastCoaster86 December 18, 2013

Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Portland Freeze

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.

Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.

by jollytravels January 14, 2019

Gon Freecss

A precious bean, worthy of all the love. Hisoka, back the fuck off.

Hisoka: my unripe fruit, Gon Freecss

Everyone else: ...

by icanbeyourwaifu November 13, 2019

Freezer Bomb

When you need your brewski to be cold for a last minute night out. The solution is to throw that b in the freezer to cool it down fast.

Guy 1: Alright Dave, are you ready for tonight?
Dave: Fuck I forgot let me Freezer Bomb a brew real quick.

by Freezer Bomber November 28, 2021

throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008