franztastic

Adjective to describe an event that has become fantastic as a result of drinking Franzia.

Girl 1: "Hey, I just bought another box of Sunset Blush. Want to go chug it out on the porch?"
Girl 2: "That sounds franztastic to me!"

by 4107 Locust Street May 25, 2006

Franzarita

A cocktail made from margarita mix, tequila, and Franzia White Zinfandel.

I can't believe you guys are drinking this franzarita. It tastes like pure gasoline!

by SandyCakes2.0 April 13, 2011

tour de franzia

when a large group of friends gather and split up into groups of three. each group purchases a box of fronzia and has a list of 10 places they need to go and take pictures drinking the franzia at.

we'll be so fucked up by the 6th location, we wont even complete the tour de franzia.

by eetabayla April 26, 2010

Franzia Frenzy

A drinking game played on downhill skis with a bag of Franzia, invented by the Cal Ski Team to terrorize gapers. While skiing switch down the hill the skier gulps the delicious beverage until he or she can no more, then chucks the bag for his or her buddies to chase after. Whoever gets to the bag first gets to drink (while skiing switch) and the cycle is repeated to the bottom of the hill.

Franzia Frenzy ingeniously combines skiing and drinking games, taking each to a whole new level.

by Cal Ski Team #1! December 9, 2008

Franzia

Not a very common name but a beautiful one. Franzias are always silly always happy and always fun to be around. Always help when down . Beautiful girl dude magnet let me say. Franzias can't fight for shit. But it's ok

Franzia can I get ur number

by Babygirl!! September 26, 2018

Franzia

Alcoholic grape juice.

"Ben got drunk off the Franzia."

by Ben John February 7, 2008

Tour de Franzia

A Tour de Franzia is a variation of a Power Hour wherein the bicycler drinks a shot of Franzia every minute, on the minute, for an hour.

A Centurion of Tour de Franzia is similar, except that it goes for 100 minutes.

Tours de Franzia must be done while wearing at least a bicycle helmet. It is better if the cyclist wears bicycle gloves, pads, and riding clothes. It is also recommended that a water bottle be filled with Franzia in order to provide hydration in between shots.

"Do you want to do a Tour de Franzia to pregame?"

"No way man, a Tour de Franzia will be my endgame."

by AEKDB_Eta March 11, 2009