Frankendouche

A spineless, amalgamation of cuntwater.

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

by Trixi P November 14, 2011

Frankenese

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.

I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

by codebook george May 4, 2013

Frankenhead

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

by Mutchler January 22, 2006

frankenfoot

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Eben Franckewitz

Eben Franckewitz is a great singer, and DJ. He also gives the BEST hugs, has an amazing smile and he could be a model.

Eben Franckewitz is the type of guy you wanna hangout with all the time.

by MikiBen October 14, 2017

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008