Franzke

1.the ultimate loser, a wimp without any friends or skills.
2.(verb) to sit in front of your screen more than 12 hours per day, hoping to get tanned by using ultraviolet light bulbs
3.(adjective) incompetent, being unable to get anything done correctly and in time
4.similar to gay

1.What?!You didn't even hit the board when you were throwing the ball?! Man, you're a goddamn Franzke!
2.Jay, you won't live too long if you franzke too much!
3.You just cannot be relied on....you're too franzke!
4.Man, it's damn hot in here....no wonder, he's franzke!

by Max Thug August 1, 2007

Franked Meme

An old meme that is resurrected like Frankenstein's Monster (hence the name, Franked), for the purpose of milking it for the new stale memes that are unfunny, repeated and redundant.
A good example of a Franked meme is Morshu, who used to be a classic good old meme in the times of the Golden Age of Youtube, when memes were better then and YouTube Poops weren't stale, now resurrected by a bunch of 12-year old zoomers and decided it would be funny to milk it to death by making stupid videos.
Sometimes, you gotta face it, an old and dead meme is better being off dead, than being brought back.

Jack: That new Morshu RTX video was so funny, dank and lit, bruh!
John: Really, Jack? Why are you telling me this franked meme again?

by Truths and Facts March 10, 2021

Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009

Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

Franken

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.

My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.

by hog_hell November 16, 2017