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1.the ultimate loser, a wimp without any friends or skills.
2.(verb) to sit in front of your screen more than 12 hours per day, hoping to get tanned by using ultraviolet light bulbs
3.(adjective) incompetent, being unable to get anything done correctly and in time
4.similar to gay
1.What?!You didn't even hit the board when you were throwing the ball?! Man, you're a goddamn Franzke!
2.Jay, you won't live too long if you franzke too much!
3.You just cannot be relied on....you're too franzke!
4.Man, it's damn hot in here....no wonder, he's franzke!
by Max Thug July 02, 2007
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