frankenfit

The act of installing a part or component in something in a way that isn't actually correct but you just kind of fudge it so it works anyway. Often involves things that shouldn't necessarily go together.

Last night I frankenfitted that fork onto my road frame. Had to hack the head tube and face it with a bastard file, but hey - it works.

frankenfit by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 8, 2003

frankenfeltcher 

the act of sucking cum out of the ass of the dead after fucking them

i am such a necro i like to give that dead bitch a frankenfeltcher!!!!

frankenfeltcher by job September 6, 2008

FrankenFrogStien 

The frog that Dr. Frankenstien jump started..

I'll have a large FrankenFrogStien.

FrankenFrogStien by shoecrabman October 23, 2008

Frankenfriendship

The term 'Frankenfriendship' originated in 2019. It was derived from the old English frēond which is of Germanic origin and combined with the prefix Franken-, a back-formation from Frankenstein. The former also relates to Dutch vriend and German Freund, from an Indo-European root meaning ‘to love’.

Pronunciation : /ˈfraŋkənfrɛn(d)ʃɪp/

Propper noun: Frankenfriendship; plural noun: this is a singular event.

1) This jargon is used to designate somewhat of a peculiar and/or complicated, but euphoric relationship between two persons. The prefix denotes a modified version of something that is seen as unnatural or grotesque, whereas the stem (friendship) refers to a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of family relations. A Frankenfrienship is characterized by feelings of extreme excitement, intensity and blissfulness. Moreover, a combination of Philophobia and Tachophobia is regarded as a characteristic attribute of a conventional Frankenfrienship. That is, the one individual means to say I love you, but is too timid to do so.

-"Although Andre and Milene are not dating, they do indulge in a Frankenfriendship"

Similar: relationship with a 'gross needy koala'; pending indelible relationship.

Visual aid: youtu.be/Ug_JiZtvxaM
- This video depicts the consequences of a legitimate Frankenfrienship between two individuals, such as the aforementioned exemplars, Andre and Milene...

Frankenfriendship by The other floob May 22, 2020

frankenfurter 

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

frankenfurter by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

frankenford 

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

frankenford by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010

frankenfurniture 

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.

I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!

frankenfurniture by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005