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Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.
"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"
by Mc May May July 24, 2009
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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Factulation

Facts about an object or being.
The scientist presented much factulation about her experiment.
by loopyloops March 1, 2010
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Eraculation

Term describing an incident whereby you ejaculate in the same instance as your penis begins to become erect.
Rob:'Ah man, sophia just gave me a lapdance and i eraculated....'
D:'An eraculation can be a very distressing thing to happen....'
by D-H-Man June 28, 2008
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Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation
"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"
by Samsamson January 18, 2019
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oraculation

Everything this politician says is mere oraculation without substance !
by Lodestar September 2, 2019
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