Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
Get the Fountain of youthmug. When nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the male inserts his penis into the females mouth and releases his unborn children, at which point the female begins to gargle his seed and then spit it high into the air and let it rain down.
by Niggy123 July 5, 2014
Get the the fountain of youthmug. euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
by Algernon June 26, 2007
Get the fountain of youthmug. when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain
by mike ellisio November 19, 2007
Get the fountain of youthmug. in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.
Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.
Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?
Greg: Did a fountain of youth.
Joe: Word.
Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?
Greg: Did a fountain of youth.
Joe: Word.
by bread&butter August 23, 2011
Get the fountain of youthmug. fountain of youth.... when a cougar (older woman thats down to fuck) sucks the juicy delights out of the male sexual stem of a younger male after sex.
by god's avatar September 1, 2011
Get the fountain of youthmug. by Nlc1997 June 14, 2017
Get the fountain of youthmug.