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Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010
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forty-six & two

A theoretical composition of chromosomes reserved for the next level of evolution of our genetic consciousness, and is meant to be on a more spiritual level. This is said to result in power and ability that far surpasses all mankind as we know it, and is a step towards 'perfection'. Our (99.9% of mankind) current genetic makeup contains 44 and 2 chromosomes.
Jesus Christ is said to have had a forty-six & two chromosome composition, hence the term "Christ Consciousness" which is believed to be the result of forty-six & two chromosomes. Of course, the idea of him having such a number of chromosomes and that being the source of his abilities is all theoretical.
by Kamui July 16, 2008
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shorty two forty

A girl or woman of short stature who is capable of drinking two forty ounce bottles of beer or malt liquor in one sitting/evening.
"Yo that girl can DRINK!"
"Yeah, she's a Shorty Two Forty"
by FroggyBumBum April 3, 2006
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Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
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