fornicationship

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.

Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"

by sugurfreshrose August 8, 2012

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

Fornicatorium

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by

with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium

by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Fornication Obligation

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation

by Reppin516 July 8, 2014

fornication

Fancy way of saying fucking. Before marriage.

A: "Excuse me, but but would you like to have fornication?"
B: "Um. Do you just wanna fuck?"
A: "Um. Yeah."

by K i A February 12, 2005

Fornicatastrophe

(for/nik/a/tast/trophy)
During fornication an event that ranges from extreme misfortune to utter ruin; absolute failure associated with fornication. also applies to situations immediately preceding or following fornication.

kyle was anal fucking his girlfriend on the couch at her parents house. A fornicatastrophe occured when he pulled out, because she shit all over the clean white couch. Her parents returned 2 hours later.

by Georgian February 22, 2009