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Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.
by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022
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Five dollar footlong

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!
by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008
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Wagga Wagga Footlong

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.
by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019
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Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........
by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010
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five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make
You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy
by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008
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Famous footlong

The famous foot long originates from the pedophile from subway. It means jared’s long penis he used to rape kids
You got raped by a famous footlong
by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019
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Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.
Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.
by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017
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