fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021

Foibler

1.One who will continuously publicize others who posses foibles.
2.Such actions are constant.
3.Such thoughts eventually become subconscious to the point where reasonable thinking is unattainable

“Look at that guy, he walks like a duck, and I’ve never seen him brush his teeth.. Oh g-d, I’m such a foibler.”

by Jfrymer December 18, 2005

Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblerooski

A trick play formerly used in American football before it was banned. In a fumblerooski, the quarterback sets the ball on the ground after the snap, and leads defenders away. If successful, a single unnoticed lineman picks up the ball and barrels down the field.

This play has been banned in all levels of American football; last run in 1992, by the Nebraska Cornhuskers, the team largely responsible for its popularity.

1984 Orange Bowl, Nebraska v Miami: down 17-0, famous Nebraska coach and current congressman Tom Osborne called a successful fumblerooski in which a lineman rumbled 20 yards for a score, taking the defense and spectators completely by surprise.

by zoogies August 13, 2006

fumblelayo

When your boy is fucking fumbling around w/ drug paraphernalia in the car while your being pulled over.
Usually resulting in bond money!!

What the fuck Rob Gage? "Your fumblelayo move in the back seat got us pinched".

by V dux September 5, 2007

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022