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A good town if you have a family. Don’t move here if you’re younger looking for night life. There’s a few type of people in this town
Guy 1 “have you ever been to Folsom?”

Guy 2 yeah man it’s cool but I wouldn’t live there”

Guy 1 “but I want to live like a degenerate, drink my life away, and think I’m sick”

Guy2 “you should move there”
Folsom by Silker September 13, 2022
A white suburban town.

Older folks like to think Jesus sent Trump to save America, and rant in the Facebook Folsom group about third CFA order being wrong.

The Bay Area snobs think their shit doesn’t stink. They have trophy wives and breed entitled douches and slutty, drama filled kids that egos run off parents money.

The 30 years olds that never left here thinks they’re “hard” because they sold a pound of weed in high school, they usually are alcoholics, the girls are prego.

Then you have the small town girls thinking they’re all that because they talked a lonely old sap into buying them tits, hand bags, and shitty bleached hair.

Over all this place isn’t that bad the lake is fun, the nigh life isn’t great but it cuts the stress from the week, Tahoe/ coast isn’t that far. I wouldn’t move her unless you’re raising a family
Guy 1 “ I’m trying to throw my life away, get hoes, get my bag up, and be the next Dan bilzerian”

Guy2 “move to Folsom man you’ll love it”

Guy1 “bro it’s lit bro let’s go bro, want to make a tik tok?

Guy2”aren’t you 35 working a minimum wage job?”
Folsom by Silker September 13, 2022

[Folsom] 

Possibly the most stereotypical embodiment of the American dream: "Bigger is better, and A-rabs are terrorists!"
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.

It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.
Living in Folsom can be compared to being bludgeoned repeatedly with a blunt blade: you cannot die, and you cannot live.
[Folsom] by Folsomite#3153235 June 20, 2008

Folsom, CA 

A conservative, wealthy, mostly Republican town of 45,000 people located 20 miles east of Sacramento. Almost all the nicer cars in the high schools' parking lots belong to the students, some of whom received vehicles like luxury SUVs for their 16th birthdays--no kidding. Folsom's wealthiest neighborhoods have worked hard to maintain their well deserved reputation for snobbery. To many, a "mismatched" outfit means you're wearing a Tommy Hilfiger shirt with Abercrombie&Fitch pants. The Johnny Cash song, "Stuck in Folsom Prison," is based on--you guessed it: the prison in Folsom, which is at the far eastern edge of town. Folsom does have a small low-income area, but most people don't know about it because no major streets go through there.
I used to live in Folsom, CA. It's a clean, well maintained town, but I sure don't miss the snobs.
Folsom, CA by LostSalamander December 26, 2010

folsom glove box 

A Tampon soaked in Vodka and placed in anul cavity to prevent failing a breathalyzer while driving intoxicated
Glad I used the Folsom Glove Box to avoid another DWI
folsom glove box by Lil Evil January 12, 2015

Folsom,CA 

A great city in the suburbs of Northern California where wonderful little white children love to prance around and have a great time with great,big smiles on their face. Also a town where it is drama free and everyone just lives their joyous lives in peace
Folsom,CA by Alex Perez7 December 1, 2010