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FMP

Dude why didn't you call me last night?

My phone was acting up... FMP.
by ilyarocksyoursocks February 16, 2010
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FMP

Girl: You got a nice Fmp

Boy: Thanks???
by Em21729 April 5, 2017
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FMP

Abbreviation of; Fuck My Parents.

Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.
"If I stay up all night, my parents will start lecturing me on how my health is important since I'm starting high school. It's really stupid and they do it every time I wake up early."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."
by UrbanGirl9999 September 9, 2009
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fmp

Frankie’s Mum Porn,
A disturbing selection of pornographic photographs discovered on Frankie’s family PC by a certain Mr. Logan. if u get a chance to see them, DON'T!!!!
"Frankie’s mum, has got it going on. She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long. "
by scotty2hoty May 5, 2005
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FMP

<=FMP=>
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.
I was in Homeroom waiting for the first class to start. To waste time I just talked to my friend next to me. One thing led to another and I let out a dirty thought. "FMP," I said again to myself.
by anyday man September 24, 2009
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fmp

frankie's mum porn.
A horrible thing that should be universally banned, discovered by the logman and seen by many unlucky souls.
Oh my god! There's fmp on his pc!
by Team Laser Explosion April 21, 2005
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FMP

person 1- dude, that girl had genital herpes, FMP
person 2- yes, DEF.
by kdslnflksdnkln April 9, 2010
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