Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

by chris's birthday August 16, 2009

flying hormones

a phrase used to describe a person who has crushes on multiple people, regardless if those people are in relationships or not

J: Yeah, I found out that Liz has a crush on me.

M: Really? I heard that she has a crush on me... She's probably just experiencing some flying hormones.


Junior's wife in Cold Mountain certainly has a lot of flying hormones.

by SuperSancho May 7, 2005

flying horse

Another term used used for anal sex

'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.

by Yorkshire puddin September 2, 2016

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

flying hyatties

When you get fed bad meat and have Diarrhea for days..

Wendy’s gave me the flying hyatties.. I think I will die.

by doughnuthole September 1, 2019

flying horizons

The worst game on roblox

Dislike flying horizons

by XM9G November 30, 2021

The Flying Hawaiian

Verb- A sexual term. The move is performed by standing up in the middle of Citizens Bank Park while holding a girl upside down. Whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your knob with her legs wide open at you face. Next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls vagina. If you are wearing a Shane Victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.

John: "dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball...its crazy..."

Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"

John: "no..."

Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"

by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009