flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

frumper

A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.

I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.

by not a duggar June 15, 2011

Fluppernutter

The act of taking a loaf of bread, having sex with it, and sometimes eating your tasty treat.

I was very lonely last night, and somewhat hungry, so i grabbed me a loaf of bread and made myself one hell of a Fluppernutter.

by TheTrixRabbi October 11, 2006

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010