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Florf

The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"

"I love it when you florf my beard"
by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016
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Flomflimliff

The sensation of being too hot and bothered. To the point where the individual cannot carry out everyday tasks eg. walking, thinking etc.
'Im so flomflimliffed right now'
by Gareth Dunt March 11, 2008
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florffing

Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
by seniorDeveloper August 22, 2019
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Flormichian

A person who used to live in Florida/Michigan and has moved to the opposite state.
Ex. I moved from MI to FL.

I consider myself from both states.
I am Flormichian
by Meg March 15, 2005
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Florificient

Having a bland landscape full of fowers and floral decor.
Thank you for being Florificient and helping our land look beautiful.
by B737MAX10 May 4, 2018
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florman

A totally excellent person with strong sexual prowess
I'm attracted to him. Is he a Florman?
by real thang May 11, 2018
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flormic

I ate a free meal at flormic on Sunday.
Flormic is going to be a blast.
by Onederful1 May 23, 2018
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