Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016

floofer

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

by Pinnell February 21, 2009

floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t

Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?

by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009

Floofer

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"

by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

Floofer

A piece of shit that only losers want.

"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.

by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016