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Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.
This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.
by MazziD July 21, 2022
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A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!
That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.
by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016
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A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.
Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
by Pinnell February 21, 2009
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a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t
Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?
by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009
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a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag
by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005
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A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
by Kris August 11, 2004
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"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.
by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016
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