Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.

Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off

by Munqueee April 23, 2011

Float

To hit someone and knock them in the air.

I told him not to mess with me or i would float him.
"In the movie "Friday" D-Bo floated that guy"

by Epic510 January 12, 2009

float

Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.

Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!

by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008

float

Fucking

Lit/Littest

of

All

Time

f.l.o.a.t.

Somethings that's super fucking lit, but of all time.

Also see: goat

Did you try Kevin's Mac n Cheese? It was float.

by mattresslivesmatter December 13, 2016

float

to get high and/or to smoke

"I float like Cypress Hill throwin' a party"

Termanology - 'Float'

by BaaLOWme March 20, 2009

float

verb 1 - to go; to go driving

verb 2 - to drive very fast

1. Hey Blai, I'm ready to go. Let's float.

2. We were floatin' down this back road at about 80 miles an hour and saw a damn poh poh. It scared me shitless.

by Gid January 13, 2004

float

1. something constructed by a class for use in a parade, typically around homecoming
2. something which other students find fun to BURN

"That is the remains of our float."

by GIcutie2620 January 27, 2004