flitter fart

when gas is expelled from the vagina during and/or after sex

That ho done flitter farted own my ass!

by Shane August 7, 2003

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

flitter nugget

1. a blood clot expelled from a vagina during menstruation.

2. a vile, miserable person lacking social skills.

The person who sent it is a coward and a flitter nugget, who also lacks grammar skills and the proper spelling of way too many words.

by Seattlegirl September 6, 2007

Flitter Gitter

Instrument used to get the ladies excited; to woo women with your musical talnets.

Damn son check out his Flitter Gitter!

by Frypappy February 21, 2011

Flitters

An Irish slang for diarrhea, similar to Scutters.

Me arse is in Flitters after those 15 Guinesses.

by Gimpist1 February 2, 2023

Flitter

An 80's term for female ejaculate, or "splashing." The moistening of the vagina as the result of an orgasm.

"Call me the flitter gitter, because I know how to get a girl off"; "I ate that pussy until I got a face full of flitter"; "They say flitter tastes like honey, but it didn't taste like anything to me"

by TyniBird December 21, 2022

no flitter

no flitter means like True. no cap. bib. on god. fr.

NICKI MINAJ SO FINE. NO FLITTER. NO FUCKING FLITTER.

by d4hyunz March 26, 2021