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Share a flash drive

intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate

noun

1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.

Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)

They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy

Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
by creatorofmehh June 8, 2019
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Light Drive Flash Stick

A USB drive that can carry information in varying increments. It is plugged into the USB port of your computer.
I put my English paper on my light drive flash stick. That way, I can work on my paper at home.
by Moony-fish November 26, 2009
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Flesh Drive

A digital storage device used exclusively to house one's internet porn collection.
My daughter accidentally took my flesh drive to school with her today!!
by Chumley S. Rest March 3, 2010
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Flesh Drive

Another name for a mans penis.
Dude last night i worked my flesh drive hard

Awsome man.
by crazykev12 May 15, 2011
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flashdrive

when one flashes a pedestrian whlist driving their car.
also a computer device that can hold this kodak moment
Kathleen tends to flashdrive when she's tipsy.
by BK-Hat-Man October 13, 2010
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Flashdrive port kidnap

When you are possibly deep in watching a movie or playing a game off your flashdrive And someone walks up and yanks your flashdrive out
I was trying to watch the interview when dylan walked up and flashdrive port kidnapped my drive
by Killnarnar February 9, 2015
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flashdrive

a man whor that does multiple wemon
he is such a flashdrive
by iscotty May 17, 2007
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