Faptions

A portmanteau of "Fap" and "Captions". Some (usually) pornographic pictures with dirty captions. Like spicy memes.

We started out sending each other memes, but by the end of the night we were sharing our dirtiest faptions.

by Major_League April 4, 2023

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Flartigonagon

This is the act of performing or producing an oder residing from the colon while being inside a pentagonal portion of space within a building or other structure, separated by walls or partitions from other parts.

Pentagon Officer 1: Dude what the hell is that smell?
Pentagon officer 2: ...
Pentagon Officer 3: (states proudly) Flartigonagon...

by David Wood October 10, 2006

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)

Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.

by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011