Fapture

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.

"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

fud features

1. someone that looks like a fanny

2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting

1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse

2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?

by bigbobbreakdance January 12, 2009

grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."

by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006