Flatulence Denial

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.

Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."

by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010

Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

by Phrixus October 7, 2009

flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"

by Don August 6, 2004

flaptulence

A pussy fart.

From Flatulence:
- The invisible stink cloud

And flap:
- From the lips that should not speak

My mum has flaptulence.

by Ross1981 August 12, 2006

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Flapulence

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.

Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019