slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004

Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.

Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!

by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017

orange mocha frappacino

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!

My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!

by flo123 August 27, 2005

FLAPPUCCINO

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Frappachieno

to cum in a cup of tea and drink it, or make someone drink it naked

Matthew Hull drunk a cup of tea that had Peter Ollers smeg in it!

by el tit face August 18, 2003

Flappuccino

The Female version of teabagging

She gave me a flappuccino last night

by Hightower691 June 18, 2022