Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.

Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?

by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013

Flatheaded

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.

Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!

by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010

Flathead

when the back of your head becomes fat after a night of head banging against the headboard of a bed or wall.

i woke up this morning with the worst flathead dave drove me hard last night

by a-wall9 October 16, 2009

flamhead

Flamhead, is generally used to insult gays for being flammers

Jess talks with a lisp he is a flamhead

by Jess5355 March 5, 2007

Faphead

Either
1. A variation of the word 'dickhead'

or

2. A bald person that gets slapped on the head.

1. That guy in the chatroom was such a faphead.

2. That guy was annoying me, so I made him a faphead.

by flaffel-flaffel December 21, 2005

flathead

Flathead-
n. Refers to a person of asian descent, especially Vietnamese. The reason for the phenomina is the lack of a developed frontal lobe in Asians.

Hey, a flathead just rode by in a Civic

by formerPOW February 28, 2005

Flathead Screwdriver

Pineapple juice & vodka.

"I'll have a Flathead Screwdriver, please!"

by JMBL September 10, 2013