fanski

the art of opening ones basketball shorts and allowing an air conditioner or fan to blow the testicles to the point of non-stick.

"Person 1- Dude, my balls are so sticky! Allow me a moment to get my fanski on.
Person 2- Ok hold on, let me turn on the air conditioner"

by nuther butther October 22, 2011

flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

by InterSplice June 5, 2015

flanking

Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.

Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.

by chepatitis February 17, 2009

flasking

a verb for all things fun especially drinking hard alcohol

We're gonna be flasking hard this summer.

by jessie poo April 30, 2008

Hot Flasking

A sexual act involving flaming sambuca shots and the vagina of a donkey, illegal outside of a few small districts of Uzbekistan.

Bob was known for his hot flasking parties, he is currently detained by Interpol.

by UnpatrioticEyepatch December 9, 2010

flanking

The process of sitting in the seats right next to people in prime seating in a movie theater in an effort to make them uncomfortable and encourage them to move so that you can steal their seats.

Those two have my favorite movie seats! Let's try flanking them. You take the seat on their left and I'll take the right. The incursion into their personal space will get them to move.

by jugrock January 14, 2013

flankinfloork

a stupid person; jerk; nerd.

Brennan: "Yeah well you suck at life"
Aidan: "You're just a flankinfloork."

by halobear11 February 13, 2009