Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.

“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”

by Fireslapper April 8, 2021

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Flaming Josh

When you accidentally set yourself on fire

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh

by Jexma September 9, 2021

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flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job

A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.

Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.

by iamsodirtyeahh May 26, 2008

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flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.

Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

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flaming ass jocky

a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.

TABBY: dude, did you see that guy wearing a skirt and rainbow suspenders?

BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky

by bryan sheets January 5, 2008

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Flaming Wolf of Justice

1. A strange and mythical being that prefers both male and female companions.
2. An anthromorph with an alternative lifestyle.

The Flaming Wolf of Justice rolled in and killed every living thing in sight without the slightest hint of mercy then breaks down into tears when his tank his dented.

by Sous-po0kmaster March 8, 2004

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