Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.

Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.

by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012

Flake

Someone who agrees to do something, than leaves right at the last second. Aka Jaden

Wow, Jaden is such a flake, he always agrees to something , than leaves at the last second. Flake

by NS09 October 12, 2015

Flake

A form of cocaine that is stronger/more pure/better. It will be more expensive but much better.

It's 2 for 50 of the normal stuff or flake is 60 for 1

by The taxi man July 25, 2018

Flake

A person who agrees to do something but never follows through

Colin hay is the definition of a flake

by Gbsparky February 3, 2013

flake

Top quality cocaine.

Oh wow! Scored some boss flake last night! Me nose feels like me bird was burning me nostrils with a lighter when I was asleep.

by Daniella Westbrook March 30, 2016

Flake

A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.

Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.

by christy2011 May 18, 2011

flake

(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

by Patrick March 18, 2003