When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019
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by freedomdiver June 4, 2022
Get the Flaccidator mug.When you have a hard on but become unaroused by something unattractive, nasty, old, smelly, uncalled for, or when a parent walks in on sex with a girl friend, or sessions of masturbation. The penis becomes flaccid so quickly, its as if someone poured acid on it, and dissolved or shrunk it. When you are so turned off you can't get it up, the case is flaccidick.
1.Man last night my girl and i were having sex, and she queefed so loudly, I immediately went flaccidick. I wasn't horny any longer after that, I ended up playing video games the rest of the night.
2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.
2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.
by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009
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