flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

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Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008

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Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.

"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.

by massivefaggot June 18, 2013

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flaccid

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

by noone February 2, 2005

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Flaccid

A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.

Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.

or

James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.

by lonerdeboner October 8, 2014

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