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Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.
by The Wing Man December 25, 2018
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Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
by Hankscolts November 27, 2011
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white fragility

The "definition" is the state in which , when confronted about race expressing guilt anger or sadness, when you dont express it in the way the person talking about race wants. In translation this mean ANY responce that isint ok i understand or i will work or i agree is instantly labeled as white fragility there is no escape no arguing (because any argument will be used to further the douches narrative that its because your white fragility that you feel that way. No adult conversation no listening well except for the other person the other person requires you to listen but wont listen to you. Basically a trap made by assholes who cant debate you so they instantly call any difference in opinion or disagreement as being fragile. They will include in this how your inherent bias is the result of this even though theyre unable to realize that every single person on this planet has inheret biases they learn from their experiences they are to stupid to learn that those biases arent 1 out of hate but by experiences and 2 unable to be gotten rid of . Basically this term is meant to spring up gatcha moments because intolerence and gatchas is most likely the only thing the other person knows how to do. If you are caught in this trap either call them a self rightous douche or explain to them that even having these oh so totally progressing conversations of one sided battles of i want you to listen to me but wont listen to you and if you disagree your racist
1 hey dude
2 hey

2 you saw whats on the news lately

1 nah man dont really watch it
2 thats because of your privelege man
1 what ever you say man you act like anyone cant do what i do and just not watch it
2 they cant
1 they definitly can no one is forcing everyone to get so deepely into politics and the only reason people that get into politics get mad at people like us is because we dont have extreme ideals where our oh so perfect party cant do anything wrong and shitty media coverage
2 all i wanted to do was talk about race relations

1 well i dont really care for that topic
2 thats because of your white fragility
1 hm another term coined by a totally tolerant and accepting prick huh greeeeeeat cant wait to hear about this one
2 its known as a responce to a talk about race where the person hearing it responds in a way that is angry sad or guilty furthur proving fragility and inherit biases.
1 so basically anyone who disagrees with this idealogy you mean
2ummm

1. Yeah you all talk about stopping race relations but end up sucking ass at it everytime all you people propose is double standards and special treatment the good ol i cant be _ its only _ when it happens to _.
2. Yeah because theyre racist

1. No not at all its because the social justice douche bags that say oh were so accepting are the same pricks that go your _ you cant have an opinion well maybe if your ancestors _ then you would be allowed to make that joke or your just plain out double standard.
by jklkkuyt September 9, 2020
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fallability

1) The potential for someone to fail at what they are appointed to do.

2) The predictable demise of a person or object.

3) The likelihood that a leader will not be powerful or head-strong enough to lead.
1) "The untrained Doctor has a high fallability factor"

2) "Steve Staunton's fallability far outweighs his managing potential"

3) "The new manager is a pussy thus he is the king of fallability"
by martin83 October 11, 2007
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ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER
“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
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flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.
My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.
by esbradjosh April 9, 2010
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Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!
example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!
by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022
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