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flaberbusted

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner
Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?
by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022
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O'Flaherty

O'Flaherty is the last name no one can pronounce, definitely giving temporary anxiety.

It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.

But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I have an assignment due in 24 hours, I do not have the time for this.

O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.
by I'memotionallyunstablethanku. November 10, 2021
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Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
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flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.
I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.
by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008
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Flabergasm

an extreme orgasm of the body, mind, and soul
Led zeppelin gives me a Flabergasm
by fappity fapperton November 27, 2012
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Flaber

Committing the act of complete jack-assery.

A complete and utter derp, jackass.
"I ran into someone who was flabbering over there"

"Look! That man is a complete flaber"
by HTLR February 1, 2014
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flabergasted

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.
by Mike MacD May 29, 2003
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